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awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

❝ We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s. ❞
- Kifah Shah   (via exoticwild)

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

just-breezy:

Icefall Brook by Glacier Fed

Whenever Steve gets angry and starts to yell, Tony fondly calls him Capslock.

maahammy:

i love white people

The Hunger Games Trilogy Posters Redesigned (insp)

risarodil:

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good | Mischief Managed

I needed to compress the file to the lowest quality possible because tumblr won’t let me exceed 1mb :(

 

maahammy:

i love white people

lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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i studied alice in wonderland at my uni and there were four alice’s in the class and we all had no idea who was talking about what to who

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.