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vintagegal:

1950s Prom and Party Dresses: Black and White

waaaaaaaaaaaalt:

Don’t get me started on how important this movie is. I won’t stop.

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

❝ Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates. ❞
- Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings.  (via sansaslays)

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

ravenclaw-hermione-of-district-4:

intelligenceisnotknowledge:

Jimmy Carr’s laugh is the best thing ever. Even when you don’t understand the joke you’ll laugh along just because of the way he laughs.

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It always reminds me of Basil Brush’s laugh! I always want to go ‘boom boom!’ at the end!

the last time Jimmy Carr was on the telly my mum had a full on meltdown and broke down crying and screaming at the tv because he wouldn’t stop laughing and she hated it and i was too shocked to even change the channel

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

(I'm talking about tv shows while clearing away the dinner on the table)
me: has that got Benedict Cumberbatch in it?
auntie: no, that's just got tomato in it I think

titillatingtubist:

ladybols:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

THAT WAS NO ALIEN THEY FOUND— THAT WAS A FUCKING HOUSE ELF.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise