The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid.
"well, i read a lot"
"cool! what kind of stuff do you like to read?"
"oh, you know, mostly amateur erotica based on existing media franchises"
If you are emotionally tortured by any author’s work please notify that author because I promise that is 90273% of the reason we write and it is the highest praise we can get
Because sexuality and intelligence are not mutually exclusive.
fucking thank you.
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
this would’ve been great.
LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN
Fire Nation Queen Elsa
the coals never bothered me anyway
you realize if this went along the same way as the movie did she would basically have burned Anna alive
AND THEN ANNA WOULD RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PHOENIX
would Kristoff be a collier rather than an ice harvester?And Olaf would have been a fire demon thingy like Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle.
Regardless, Hans would still have been a dick.
Hans is just a dick by default. Maybe that’s his last name. Hans Dick.
an actual picture of me
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.